SINGER
I’m a lumberjane and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I code all day
NERD CHOIR
She’s a lumberjane and she’s OK
She sleeps all night and codes all day
I write clean code, I mentor youth
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I race bicycles
Mine’s espresso, if you please
She writes clean code, mentors youth
She goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays she races bicycles
Hers is espresso, if you please
She’s a lumberjane and she’s OK
She sleeps all night and codes all day
I write clean code, I mentor youth
I march against injustice
I can’t stand wearing high heels
And play roller derby
She writes clean code, she mentors youths
She marches against injustice
She can’t stand wearing high heels
And plays roller derby…?
(The nerds begin to look uncomfortable, but brighten up as they go into the chorus.)
She’s a lumberjane and she’s OK
She sleeps all night and codes all day
I write clean code, don’t give a damn
What reddit thinks is right
I’m taking back, my human rights
Just like my dear mama
She writes clean code, doesn’t give a damn
What reddit thinks is right???
(The nerd choir mumbles angrily, and the song breaks down. The singer skates off, whistling the tune cheerfully.)