``` Everybody was type-fu fighting Compiling fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But their code had early binding

They were funky ML men from funky CAML town They were chopping classes up and they were chopping classes down It’s the ancient Curry’s art, in Haskell but not Dart It’s a reconstructed Lisp, without the unsafe bits

Everybody was type-fu fighting Compiling fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But their code had early binding

There was funky R. Hindley and little R. Milner He said “Here comes the big boss, Simon Peyton-Jones” Signatures we used to write by hand, have vanished from our land Type inference made me skip, a parametric polymorphic trip

Everybody was type-fu fighting Compiling fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But their code had early binding

(repeat)..make sure you have early binding Type-fu fighting, compiling fast as lightning ```

(inspiration courtesy of hypstr)